[ Adam stands, abandoning the puppies. He doesn't know why Ronan is trying to pick a fight with him over this. ]
I'm figuring him out. What he does, things he has, his motivations.
[ He gives Ronan an unimpressed look. ] Even though I don't think someone like that should be raising a kid, I'm not going to involve her. [ Not unless he has to. ]
[Ronan exhales through his teeth. Thinking about kids in association with this sort of plotting does not bring back warm, fuzzy memories. But like Adam said, they're not doing that again.
Anyway, he's not taking this bait. He's staying on the floor with the puppies for now.]
I don't know. He's a Viking. He's protective of the people he loves-- yeah, I know, he doesn't. I'm just saying what I thought I knew. He likes chariot racing, fighting... so he's an adrenaline junkie psychopath in a wheelchair.
[ Take out the wheelchair part and they have Kavinsky. He gives Ronan a Look for a moment but decides he's had enough scolding. ]
I can work with that. For now, I think you should make some defenses for the house. Get creative. I'll make sure there's as little retaliation as possible, but he doesn't seem very rational.
[Ronan's thoughts first go to an impenetrable forest, but there's no leyline and no Cabeswater. But his subconscious has come up with many ways to kill himself over the years.
Get creative.]
If you want that, we'll have to keep the pets inside for now.
[ He feels bad making their house into a war-zone, but it's probably for the best no matter what. There's always something strange going on, and when their house is separated from the rest of town, it can either be good or bad. ]
I was hoping for a little more of a deathtrap. Bombs, giant rocks, a poison-electric wire fence. [ That's probably a joke. ]
Or you could just dream up some giant monster guard.
[ Adam reaches over to pet Thorpedo. ] Chainsaw hasn't tried to claw you to death yet.
[ It's possible. After a pause: ] You're right, it's a little too soon to try that. I'll look into some history and see what stopped the Vikings before. I mean, they had to fail somewhere.
[ Adam rolls his eyes. ] Sorry to break it to you, but Christianity didn't exactly make everyone less violent. I'm pretty sure they lost a few battles—didn't Gansey ever tell you about Alfred the Great?
[ That probably marks the end of the planning session. Adam has research to do and Ronan has death traps to come up with. But he knows letting Ronan go right now is a bad idea, so he wraps an arm around his shoulder, nudging him toward the stairs. ]
Never said it did. I had to listen to Gansey's obsessions way before you.
[Ronan takes Thorpedo up the stairs with him. He'd follow anyway. The rest of the puppies are.]
You know. Living together before getting married. [Possibly living together after they got married as well but he thinks they only call that one sodomy.]
[ Adam is careful not to step on any puppies as they race up the stairs with them. ]
So you were living in sin with Gansey? [ His smile is cheeky. Ronan walked into that one.
The puppies have found their way onto the bed before they get there, which is probably Adam's fault. ] I don't see how this is in sin. [ Look at the cute puppies. ]
[Ronan lightly punches Adam's shoulder for that one.]
It's an expression. Don't take it personal.
[Ronan sets Thorpedo down on the floor. He soon joins his siblings, prompting Ronan to wonder why he ever let Adam talk him into allowing the dogs on the bed.]
[ Adam gives Ronan a half-shrug when the puppies decide to take up the middle of the bed. They can probably still fit. ]
I've heard it before. [ Never in ways that weren't personal, but he's not going to argue about that. ] I just think there's a better expression for it. Living in...
[ He goes to one side of the bed and cuddles up with the puppies as best he can. ] Virtue? Bliss?
Ronan Lynch living in virtue. We'll go with bliss.
[He sits down on the other side of the bed. Before he can lie down, Thorpedo dives onto his lap.]
Enjoy it while you still can, mutt.
[Those paws are way too big. Ronan pokes one of them before rubbing the dog's belly. But there's only so much the dog can do. It can't take away his anger, and it can't distract him from Adam. He holds his hand out to the man he's living in bliss with.]
[ Adam grins fondly at Thorpedo, thoughts of revenge not forgotten but put to the side. Anger still simmers inside him, but it's fading, particularly once he takes Ronan's hand.
He leans over the puppies to press his knuckles to Ronan's lips, an action that would be odd to anyone but them. Bliss is right. ]
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I'm figuring him out. What he does, things he has, his motivations.
[ He gives Ronan an unimpressed look. ] Even though I don't think someone like that should be raising a kid, I'm not going to involve her. [ Not unless he has to. ]
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Anyway, he's not taking this bait. He's staying on the floor with the puppies for now.]
I don't know. He's a Viking. He's protective of the people he loves-- yeah, I know, he doesn't. I'm just saying what I thought I knew. He likes chariot racing, fighting... so he's an adrenaline junkie psychopath in a wheelchair.
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I can work with that. For now, I think you should make some defenses for the house. Get creative. I'll make sure there's as little retaliation as possible, but he doesn't seem very rational.
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Get creative.]
If you want that, we'll have to keep the pets inside for now.
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Just when you're dreaming, right? The dogs need to be walked, at least.
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No, they can be out with us. But I don't want any defenses backfiring on them.
[He takes a moment to consider both how much control he has and how much he can pull out of a dream at a single time.]
A fence would work. Then we can dig a wheelchair proof trench. [That's a joke.]
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I was hoping for a little more of a deathtrap. Bombs, giant rocks, a poison-electric wire fence. [ That's probably a joke. ]
Or you could just dream up some giant monster guard.
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[Ronan picks up one of the aforementioned puppies and stands.
It's O.K., Thorpedo. He won't let a monster or a psychopath hurt you.]
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[ It's possible. After a pause: ] You're right, it's a little too soon to try that. I'll look into some history and see what stopped the Vikings before. I mean, they had to fail somewhere.
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[What? It doesn't have to directly involve Wales, Rome, or Greece for him to know history.]
Good luck making this guy a Christian. The two men living in sin are really gonna sell it.
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[ That probably marks the end of the planning session. Adam has research to do and Ronan has death traps to come up with. But he knows letting Ronan go right now is a bad idea, so he wraps an arm around his shoulder, nudging him toward the stairs. ]
What does living in sin even mean?
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[Ronan takes Thorpedo up the stairs with him. He'd follow anyway. The rest of the puppies are.]
You know. Living together before getting married. [Possibly living together after they got married as well but he thinks they only call that one sodomy.]
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So you were living in sin with Gansey? [ His smile is cheeky. Ronan walked into that one.
The puppies have found their way onto the bed before they get there, which is probably Adam's fault. ] I don't see how this is in sin. [ Look at the cute puppies. ]
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It's an expression. Don't take it personal.
[Ronan sets Thorpedo down on the floor. He soon joins his siblings, prompting Ronan to wonder why he ever let Adam talk him into allowing the dogs on the bed.]
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I've heard it before. [ Never in ways that weren't personal, but he's not going to argue about that. ] I just think there's a better expression for it. Living in...
[ He goes to one side of the bed and cuddles up with the puppies as best he can. ] Virtue? Bliss?
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[He sits down on the other side of the bed. Before he can lie down, Thorpedo dives onto his lap.]
Enjoy it while you still can, mutt.
[Those paws are way too big. Ronan pokes one of them before rubbing the dog's belly. But there's only so much the dog can do. It can't take away his anger, and it can't distract him from Adam. He holds his hand out to the man he's living in bliss with.]
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He leans over the puppies to press his knuckles to Ronan's lips, an action that would be odd to anyone but them. Bliss is right. ]